Where's my apple juice?

When was the last time I did one of these?
Ha, a bajillion years ago!

I'm not dead!
jazziiwrestledabearonce is still a-go!
I'm just on here to read stories and such, BUUUTT I may make a set once in a while.
IN OTHER NEWS!
Turns out my profile is 1!
Happy birthday, Poly-Profile! :D

Those vans came in the mail, too.
I ordered tons of stuff a couple weeks ago, so I felt like sharing in low-class Polyvore sets.
Now it's done.

Yeahh, nigg.
Oh, London. Your fashion sense is truly loved by ME!

Ohai.
I did not see you tharrr.
[Wow, that was lame.]
 
ANYWAY
My name is Jazmine, but you may address me as jazziiwrestledabearonce. Long name, I know.
 
14 years ago, I was brought upon this Earth to entertain the masses. And by masses I mean humans.
 
I enjoy photography, reading&making comics, writing, and jammin' out on my keyboard/synthesizer.
Which is also what I am passionate about. I take photography and music very seriously. It's kind of like an outlet for when I'm having one of my 'days'.
You know how it is.
 
I really do not have a specific sitemodel to call my favorite. The 3 pictures you see below is what I like to call "inspiration juice". Don't judge.
I would like my photo quality to look as classy as that. I'm getting there:)
 
Well thanks a bunches for coming to my Crib, now get the heck out.
Just kidding(:
 
That is all.

G'day all!
Look!
Another tiny set!
 

I just noticed something:
I never talked about my high school's homecoming!
 
That's because it was normal.
 

You see that little mp3 song in my set?
Yeah, I suggest you listen to it.
The band's lead singer and the drummer both attend my church/youth group:)
They're amazing so I think you guys should check them out and get their songs!
MORE COMING SOON!
http://www.embarkontheday.bigcartel.com/
 

I'm a mysterious jellyfish.

Hi guys.
I haven't been on innnnn
A LONG TIME.
I apologize.
 

I just made a tiny set.
Nothing too special, ya know.
 

My god, I have been playing this song over and over:
http://www.youtube.com/user/comicfire7?blend=2&ob=1#p/u/33/riniiC3O1ZE
 
I think it's pretty neat:)
 
That is all.
And happy Friday to all!
 
(by the way, my friend made that spacey picture for me! I adore it!)

Hey, kiddies!
Guess who was bored?
 
Yup, that's me alright.
Feel free to use if you choose.
[youyoualreadyknewdatpimpin']

Now, you're probably thinking:
"Jazzii, what exactly are you going to talk about?"
Well, little poppet, I'm going to talk about
THE RANT.
 
Lately I log on here to see my dash sprinkled with Polyvorians' rants about certain sitemodels, like Jenna Marie and nag about their poor editing skills or overly editing their photos.
That and makeup overload.
 
And I'm here to say...
 
YES! and Ehh..~
 
I agree on some people's points about sitemodel pics on here. And yes I do long for a natural looking sitemodel to just come out of plain view. I saw one photo of Jenna Marie and I saw several edit errors enough for me to go "SMH".
 
Editing is okay once in a while. I edit the colours for duo tones because I think it looks cool(: Sometimes I dim down the exposure of my photos.
 
Another thing people rant on is sitemodel makeup.
Yep I think some people use way too much makeup. It's kind of a throw-off.
I don't wear makeup [fact.]
I can't get up early in the morning just to put on some foundation or eyeliner like the girls in my high school.
 
I have more to say, but I rather not bore you.
 
So I leave you with this:
 
Natural-looking non sucky sitemodels, show yourselves.
And don't stop ranting. LEARN, people.
 
I'll post some sets worth reading in time...